Anonym fragte: Up Socrates it's a fucking cookie. Lolololololol I really agree with your thing though. You can't have one without the other.

I wonder if that post is ever going to stop going round. Evidence indicates no.

I decided on house.

stfueverything:

gurosebe:

SO I WAS FUCKING TALKING WITH MY DAD AND

what if

dragons came back

killed all the rich people and took their money for their horde

and then if you needed money

you would just challenge the dragon to a riddle duel

and both of us ended up agreeing that riddle duels with dragon bankers would somehow be a much fairer, less frustrating economic system than we have now

bahahahahaa

At least you know where you stand with dragons.

Which is to say, preferably behind something fireproof.

Watch more house or play more hearthstone?

sarcasticsymphony:

"Bad news comes don’t you worry even when it lands.
Good news will work its way to all them plans.
We both got fired on exactly the same day.
Well we’ll float on good news is on the way.”

(via cognitivedissonance)

I got a cool mount as a reward for three wins in hearthstone.

But it’s a wow mount.

I have never played wow. I may not ever play wow.

But if I ever do I will have a cool mount.

This is funny because domestivpcated turkey’s often require masturbation and artificial insemination in order to breed. Because they are too fat. We have bred them to be too fat to fly and fuck.

This is funny because domestivpcated turkey’s often require masturbation and artificial insemination in order to breed.

Because they are too fat. We have bred them to be too fat to fly and fuck.

(Quelle: kill-whitepeople, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

Teotw ch 3

Padan fain first appears. I hate that guy.

Rand is awkward around egwene.

Nynaeve uses words.

fenolfalein:

vulcanchicks:

fuckyeahvalvesoftware:

until april 25th on steam, you can get Portal 2 for just $4.99!
the orignal portal is marked down to $2.49!
and you can get the bundle with both games for $6.24!
STORE LINK

If you haven’t played either of these games, do yourself a favor and get them hella cheap.

HOLY SHIT.

fenolfalein:

vulcanchicks:

fuckyeahvalvesoftware:

until april 25th on steam, you can get Portal 2 for just $4.99!

the orignal portal is marked down to $2.49!

and you can get the bundle with both games for $6.24!

STORE LINK

If you haven’t played either of these games, do yourself a favor and get them hella cheap.

HOLY SHIT.

asthewheelturns:

Saidin vs. Saidar by spiritofthewillow

This made me think about the cleansing of saidin and the relationship between rand and nynaeveI think it’s significant, perhaps extremely so, that rand and nynaeve were not lovers at any point in the series, but they were able to do something monumentally world-changing together as friends. Frrrrriendship.

asthewheelturns:

Saidin vs. Saidar by spiritofthewillow

This made me think about the cleansing of saidin and the relationship between rand and nynaeve

I think it’s significant, perhaps extremely so, that rand and nynaeve were not lovers at any point in the series, but they were able to do something monumentally world-changing together as friends.

Frrrrriendship.