oatmeal:

This guy sent me an email so I decided to grade it.

matthew inman, you are my hero.
ladyatheist:

ceasesilence:

[Screenshot of a FB status. The name and profile pic have been blurred out. The status reads, “I am apauled [sic] at Planned Parenthood 8million [sic] dollar AbortionPlex. It is capable of doing more than 1 abortion every 3 seconds thtas [sic] over 1000 a month. They are geared to get women in and out and offer counceling [sic] on how babies ruin ur [sic] life. But i [sic] bet you they dont [sic] tell women each abortion you haves [sic] weakens ur uterous [sic]. I Always [sic] support a woman choice [sic] but this is overkill. No life is sacred thats [sic] their new slogan.”]

Wow. Just wow. lol

i am appalled at public education’s 4% of the federal budget learningplex. it is capable of teaching 1 misspelled word every three seconds—that’s over 1000 a month. they are geared to get students in and out and offer counselling on how spelling is hard. bet they don’t tell you that typing like a moron makes people hate you. i always never support an idiot’s choice but this is ridiculous. all spelling and grammar allow us to communicate effectively, that’s my new slogan.

ladyatheist:

ceasesilence:

[Screenshot of a FB status. The name and profile pic have been blurred out. The status reads, “I am apauled [sic] at Planned Parenthood 8million [sic] dollar AbortionPlex. It is capable of doing more than 1 abortion every 3 seconds thtas [sic] over 1000 a month. They are geared to get women in and out and offer counceling [sic] on how babies ruin ur [sic] life. But i [sic] bet you they dont [sic] tell women each abortion you haves [sic] weakens ur uterous [sic]. I Always [sic] support a woman choice [sic] but this is overkill. No life is sacred thats [sic] their new slogan.”]

Wow. Just wow. lol

i am appalled at public education’s 4% of the federal budget learningplex. it is capable of teaching 1 misspelled word every three seconds—that’s over 1000 a month. they are geared to get students in and out and offer counselling on how spelling is hard. bet they don’t tell you that typing like a moron makes people hate you. i always never support an idiot’s choice but this is ridiculous. all spelling and grammar allow us to communicate effectively, that’s my new slogan.

(via womanistgamergirl)

ow my kidneys

i played pokemon for an hour, then fell asleep, then woke up because a friend called because he needed a number from me, then i had to pee and there was probably like a whole gallon or something—or at least enough to make my kidneys ache afterwards, ow ow ow.

by the way. all that up there? one sentence.